Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi! Ginger, Jr. here!
I’ve only been living with my foster mama and daddy for a couple days, but it’s a good thing I got here when I did – their backyard is FULL OF… wait for it… STICKS!!! You may not be aware of this, but my job as a dog is to protect all humans from the evil stick monsters. This super cool girl you may know, Stevie Wonder, started the campaign against sticks on the East coast and I am just trying to carry on her legacy, Midwest style. I started my assault on the sticks post haste…
Seriously! Can you believe how many sticks they had?! How they survived this long without me boggles my mind!
But as long as I’m here, I will death sticks like it’s my job!
XOXO,
Ginger, Jr.
* If you are looking for someone to protect you from sticks, check out Ginger, Jr.’s Petfinder profile *
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January 19, 2012 at 7:51 AM
Heartbeat-At-My-Feet
Thank GOODNESS you’re here, Ginger Jr! Can’t wait to hear all about your adventures!
January 19, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Two Grads
Woo! What a gorgeous girl!
January 19, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Married with Dawgs
I have a good feeling about how quickly this gal is going to find her home. Yeah, I know. Knocking on wood and all that. Seriously, she’s beautiful and she deaths sticks? This gal’s got it all!
January 19, 2012 at 9:13 AM
Cori
Hahaha. G.Jr you have a great spirit and I’m sure your foster fam appreciates your protection from those evil sticks.
January 19, 2012 at 9:22 AM
Laurie
Ginger Jr.,
Loved your first post, AND, I can’t tell you how relieved I am that you’re taking care of those sticks! Even though I’m in New England, you never know how fast and far they may travel. You definitely look like you’re up tongue task of keeping your foster family safe!!
January 19, 2012 at 9:26 AM
Laurie
Oops, sorry about the typo in my comment Ginger Jr…it should have said ‘up to the task’ and not tongue task
January 20, 2012 at 11:38 AM
Emily
Laurie,
You are most correct! The sticks can travel far and fast, and they multiply quickly! No one is safe unless they have a dog to protect them! Luckily, I’ve heard that Stevie Wonder is teaching all of the East Coast dogs how to properly death sticks, so hopefully your dog has learned the proper technique!
XOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO,
Ginger, Jr.
January 19, 2012 at 9:50 AM
In Black & White
Wow Ginger Jr, thank heavens you’re here to protect us midwesterners.
January 19, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Megan
Haha! YAY for a midwestern stick killer! Ariyah’s taking care of them down here in Louisiana and is pleased to know there are others like her out there!
January 19, 2012 at 10:46 AM
adorabully
Keep those sticks away!
January 19, 2012 at 11:20 AM
Mayzie
Good job, Ginger Jr.! We don’t have many sticks in our back yard but when one wanders over from the neighbors place, I take care of it lickety split! Pine cones, too. You can’t trust pine cones.
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
January 20, 2012 at 11:39 AM
Emily
Pine Cones ARE the evil cousin of a particularly evil type of stick, the pine tree stick. Thank you for sharing about this danger, Mayzie!
January 19, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Anita
Great job Jr. Keep up the good work!
January 19, 2012 at 11:51 AM
TwoKittiesOnePittie
This is hilarious! Ginger – you and Zoe should team up on your mission to rid the earth from those wretched sticks. You two would be best buddies for sure.
January 20, 2012 at 11:40 AM
Emily
I need a best buddy! Rufus refuses to come out of the covers when I’m around and he won’t play with me. Turk will play with me, but only outside. Tell Zoe to call me!
XOXOXOXOXO, Ginger, Jr.
January 19, 2012 at 1:41 PM
Kirsten
OMG, who does that remind me of? Well, yeah, Ginger–but you got another spitting image of Sandy! She loves to destroy sticks too. Congratulations–another awesome deserving cutie brought to safety!
January 19, 2012 at 2:20 PM
Kari
You do so well!
Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
January 19, 2012 at 2:44 PM
Kate @ Twenty-Six to Life
How do people without dogs survive without protection from all those sticks!?!? It’s really a wonder…
January 19, 2012 at 3:11 PM
sassybrat1904
I hope you don’t mind but I posted you blog address on my blog and mentioned Ginger Jr. was available for adoption as when I saw your post about Ginger Jr. and protector of sticks it made me giggle. If you are curious why check it out http://www.sassybrat1904.wordpress.com I will edit it out if it is not ok thanks Jeanne.
January 20, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Emily
Thanks for the mention! We giggled at your post as well!
January 19, 2012 at 5:40 PM
Tucker's Mom
Very impressive! All the residents of Casa Waldo Bungie are most fortunate that you are in residence and on the job!
January 20, 2012 at 10:47 AM
tholupka
Melvin is sleeping better knowing you are safe from the sticks!